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I have discovered it is really hard to be Queen in a household with 3 princesses! Somebody is always borrowing my tiara! Well in between hunting my stuff down I am the proclaimed Queen in the Land of fluff (where my husband swears one day that he will die from glitter lung (you get the picture!) Besides that I am a dieting, exercising, crafting, biblestudying kind of girl.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

I have what?

Ok, I admit it - I love comedies on TV!!! I love Courtney Cox's new show "Cougar Town" and I enjoy watching "30 Rock". I love to laugh! It just makes me feel good. However lately those shows have been making me a TVChondriac- what is that you ask?? (well I confess I did make the term up) however I use it to describe: when you hear about something on tv, which makes you crazy or paranoid, that you could have that to??
Well after watching Cougar Town - which did I mention that I just love!! and think Courtney Cox is so cute! ok, now on with the blog... That after Courtney Cox's character is worried about wrinkly elbows - so am I now!!! After Courtney Cox's character is worried about dry, cracked heels and she runs out to get a pedi egg. I did to!!! After hearing about unwanted hair growth - I admit I am a little paranoid that I to could have those things! I whipped out the magnifying mirror - not a pretty site!


This week on 30 Rock, I learned a new term. I had heard of muffin top, but this show introduced me to the term "back loaf" - definition: the loaf of fat between an older woman's panty and bra - AHHHH!!!!!! That has sent me over the edge!!!!!

So now I am plucking hair, grating my heels, lotioning up my elbows, and sticking to my diet - I do not want anything on my body to be described as a bakery product.


So yes, this is enough to send a new 40 something over the cliff - however I like to think that the gentle humor over such things is a allot like the sexy girl in your circle of friends (come on we all have that one friend who is high maintenance!) - that shows up and gently reminds all the other ladies in the group that we need to take some time out and focus a little tender loving care on ourselves!!! I think that this concept could be filed under my theme word for the year "margins", then under the "margins" heading "time management" (or you to could be described as a bakery product -ahhh!!!) sorry I just can't get past this one!

10 comments:

  1. I'm dying laughing at the term "back loaf." Never heard that one before.

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  2. Inspiration comes from the best places.

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  3. This is too funny. A "back loaf"? What a funny description.

    Thanks for your sweet comment today on my blog. Make yourself a chalkboard table, pronto! You'll love it, and it will take your mind off of cracked heels :)

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  4. Oh my goodness now you've got me thinking about them too. LOL! We love comedy shows! I haven't watched Cougar Town yet but I have heard it's awesome from so many people.

    Have a blessed day my friend. ~Melissa :)

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  5. Oh my!
    Oh my!
    Oh my!
    I've got to give myself a body check.
    I may possibly have turned into a bakery product and not even know it!!!

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  6. Popped over here from Sweet Tea: Too funny! I just felt my elbows last night and thought, "Where did that come from?"
    Thanks for the laugh!

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  7. Well, I have to admit something here. I have never heard the term 'back loaf', but I do have 'back boobs'. :( I once had on a brand new shirt that I really liked and I was feeling pretty good about it. Then when my mom saw me she said "Kelli, you look like you have boobs on your back!" How's that for some motherly love? ;) Anyway, I never got over it. That shirt went to Goodwill and now I refuse to wear clothes that touch me much.

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  8. Had heard the term muffin top before...back loaf was a new one...and yes, I looked in the mirror...and there it was....arggh! Back boobs was pretty funny comment too...what an eye opening post...especially for a 50 something. LOL

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